Day 1,811: What Makes Kai'Sa Such A Cool Champ?

Let me preface this by saying that this isn't what you think it is. It's code. Replace the champ name with what you think, and you're good :)

Kai'Sa (going by K now) is cool because she's actually really funny. It's subtle but it's most definitely there. I laugh a lot more than I should to small remarks haha. Like, it's just a real cool vibe, you know that main character in a show that just acts cool and like calm, yeah that's K. K keeps her cool af! I strive to keep my cool that well. K is also a player of League, which is really cool because most don't even know what League is and could never imagine what it looks like because they're so out of touch with the culture. K is super updated on it, or at least enough to where it's like, wow what the heck, K plays league?!?! And K isn't trash at league either?!?! What?????? Also sometimes I ramble a lot and K just doesn't say anything, which is the perfect reply because I really be on some shit sometimes. Yeah, that's mostly off the top of my head rn.

Day 138

It has been 138 days since I last posted. I am at a loss for words. Anyways, let's talk about the end of the season. I quit playing ranked, because I was always the only challenger player on my team. I couldn't carry the fruits that they called players on my team. Everyone was so heavy and honestly, I'm surprised I didn't kill myself. I finished the ranked season at Silver 4, so I guess I climbed up by 1. Time to hit challenjour this season.

Day 6 : Rengar Mains

     Today, I went against Rengars in one for all. We won. We were Riven. Also, I told the love of my life that I loved her. She said, and I quote "who the fuck are you, why are you in my house, I'm calling the co-", then the chloroform kicked in. I didn't do anything to her, I just left after telling her that I love her. I told the other love of my life that I loved her, to which she replied with a cute message saying "I love you," in her sick and raspy, yet cute voice. God, I love her. If you're reading this ily. Also, league sucks.

Day 2, but posted on Day 3, because I am up late : Exhaust

     Today was a good day, although not one for ranked. I decided to play ranked, but it was a bad idea. I went support because my friend was adc, so I thought it'd be an easy win. Boy, was I wrong. I went Janna, and they went Vayne. It doesn't matter though because the other team had an Illaoi :)
So that happened, and we lost the game because of a useless Malphite/Yasuo combo that didn't know how to ping, to tell when they are going in. Hopefully, they're just missing some fingers. I really hope that's the case, so a gofundme can stop them from feeding another game. I'm tired of these feeders, I really am. Ranked feels like rng, in that I'm stuck with the team of I get, regardless of my skill. Challenger player, Bronze Team.

Day 1: Pilot

     Today began like any other. Today was like no other. I decided to not play ranked today, as it would hurt my soul. I did good with Hecarim one game. Proud about that, but let's not glorify it. Also, Caitlyn is so broken.